ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

rzse:

look at the light! i feel hazy

-annoying:

probablylexi:

me if i ever go grocery shopping

cashier: “are you having a party?”
me: “nope. just another Monday night.”