I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
Anonymous

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

lesbian: that girl is really cute
straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH
Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?